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Guy was on edge. And no, not just because he was used to the world nearly ending when things started to get weird, like with the dreams.

Okay, so it was because of that. But could you blame the man?

So, for know, he was going to stay indoors and let his ring keep an eye on things while he watched whatever the hell caught his attention. Infomercials at the moment.

[[FOR THAT BLUE GUY. THE KINDA ORIGINAL ONE.]]

Date: 2010-07-16 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
And that would be a knock on the door. And because Ted is such a yuckster:

"Candygram for Mr. Gardner! Candygram!"

Ted was a strange duck.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
And yet, still somehow able to make Guy nearly through the remote at the television in surprise. It was some weird skill he had there.

"I swear to god, this is gettin' out of hand," Guy muttered, getting up and stomping over to the door to yell at whoever was pretending to be Ted this time.

...but that was a pretty good costume if it was an impostor.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"What?" Ted smirked. "Should I have brought Oreos? I thought that was more of J'onn's thing. C'mon! Is that how you greet the dead?"

Date: 2010-07-16 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
Ask him when Blackest Night happens!

"...Why should I think it's really you?" What with DC's love of fake outs.

Bastards.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Hey, you're the one having dreams about me," Ted replied. "But if you really want I can give you a second by second description of the time Batman knocked you out with one punch."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"I was not!" Because that would be gay. And he wasn't Booster.

...where the hell was Kyle when you needed his strong, strong arms him?

Date: 2010-07-16 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Newsflash Guy," Ted said crossing his arms and perhaps enjoying this a little too much. "I'm here. I'm dead. You summoned me here. Get used to it. Got any beer?"

Date: 2010-07-16 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"I didn't summon anyone!" Guy insisted, aiming his ring at him for a scan. Or five.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"All the people in the universe and Guy Gardner is the one who brings me back," Ted said shaking his head as he waited for the ring to either scan him or blast him. "Guess it could be worse. At least it wasn't G'nort."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
It was scanning! And telling him the same thing every time.

"...I think I need a beer too," he finally admitted.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"And hello to you too, Guy," Ted smirked as he stepped into the house. "How'd you end up here? I figured you and Kyle would be making out somewhere."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
Only in fanfics, Ted. Only in fanfics.

Now, if Ted could just excuse him for the hugging that seemed necessary. Manly, manly hugging. "Don't make up shit just 'cause you miss your boyfriend."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Okay. Now I know I'm back from the dead because I'm getting a hug from Guy," Ted chuckled as he gave Guy a manly pat on the back. "Just watch the hands, bub."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"Shaddap," Guy said after good, perfectly normal amount of time spent clinging like a girl hugging him. "Reyes is gonna freak out seein' you."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Reyes?" Ted said raising an eyebrow and trying to get over the awkwardness of a Guy hug. "Who's that? Some new guy on the League?"

Date: 2010-07-16 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
Take it like a man, Ted.

"Somethin' like that. Remember that scarab of yours?"

Date: 2010-07-16 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"You mean the mystical scarab of Dan Garrett that gave him the magical powers of becoming the Blue Beetle?" Ted replied. "Nope. Can't remember a thing."

Ah. Clearly being dead has not stopped Ted from being a smartass.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"Yeah, so it's alien tech."

SUCK ON THAT, TED.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"... Oh fer crying out loud!" Ted said throwing his arms up in the air. "Are you kidding me?"

Date: 2010-07-16 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"'fraid not. Reach at that. Gives me one bad migraine when the kid's around."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"So what? This guy figured out it was a tech and now he's running around... Ah, crap. There's another Blue Beetle?" Ted said sounding a little huffy. "I knew I should have copyrighted the name."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
Guy snorted and wandered into the kitchen for those beers. "It attached itself to his spine as far as I know."

Date: 2010-07-16 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Well, hell. I kept that thing in my pocket for years and all it ever did was get pocket lint on it," Ted complained. "What makes this guy so special?"

Date: 2010-07-16 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"Dunno." Guy held out a beer. "You'll hafta ask him that."

Date: 2010-07-16 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"What? He's here?" Ted said frowning. "And where exactly is here anyway?"

Date: 2010-07-16 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"Fandom Island. It makes home almost seem tame sometimes," Guy replied. "I have Bats in my gym class."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Yeah? That's not unusual, Guy. It's called baseball."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"No, Bats." Apparently scowling and making the ears with his fingers was a very mature impersonation.

Date: 2010-07-17 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Are we talking the flying mammal or are you telling me that the actual Batman is taking gym in your class, Guy?" Ted said crossing his arms. "Because I'm more likely to believe the small squeaky animal. Or maybe that Man-Bat guy."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"He's, like, sixteen."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"... Has he punched you out yet?"

And then he chuckled. Yes. Ted would never forget that day. In fact if memories could be replayed in the afterlife, that would would be on constant repeat.

Date: 2010-07-17 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"...I'm makin' you sleep in Aquaman's room."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Aquaman is here?" Ted said raising an eyebrow. "Jeez. All we're missing is the big blue boy scout and Diana. And if you're thinking I'm bunking with fish-hook-hand forget it."

He did pause for a second before saying one word with a catch in his voice.

"Booster?"

Date: 2010-07-17 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
Guy shook his head. "Last I saw him was in New Mexico. Wanted to check on the kid in your blue booties."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
Ted frowned a bit at that. "So... the kid. He any good?"

Date: 2010-07-17 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"Young," Guy replied with a shrug. "Thinks you're somethin' special, so obviously pretty dumb."

Date: 2010-07-17 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"Clearly he must have a world of respect for you then," Ted said with a smirk and a roll of his eyes.

Date: 2010-07-17 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com
"That's about right." Minus the homicidal urges due to the bug.

Date: 2010-07-17 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screwyoudc.livejournal.com
"How'd he end up with the scarab?" Ted asked. "And what the hell does it do now?"

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